it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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