new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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