So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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