Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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