I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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