You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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