Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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