Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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