You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
