I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You made out with two different species that night
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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