Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Randomize