Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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