wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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