he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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