i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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