i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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