I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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