I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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