dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
