She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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