Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
