i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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