Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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