pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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