I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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