How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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