Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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