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• (214): View more from Texas

  There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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• (510): View more from California

  I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.

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  It was probably Jesus.

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  I feel like he would have left a message.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.

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• (607): View more from New York

  : am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.

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• (631): View more from New York

  The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends

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