she looked like the bat from fern gully.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Sober January is a disaster.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick