your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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