Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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