How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Houston, we have a squirter
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drunk is not a location!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
