My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
