Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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