Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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