I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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