She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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