Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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