Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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