Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
