I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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