the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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