Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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