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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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