Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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