Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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