State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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