you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.