You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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