I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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