Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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