I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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