put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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