i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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