I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can't turn off my feet"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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