Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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